Reimagining Rahm's "sweater" campaign ad

Rahm Emanuel's reelection campaign has put out a video ad in which a sweater-clad mayor "owns" that he "can rub people the wrong way." Here's an audio version (2.3 minutes) showing what else some think Emanuel should have owned:

Music: "Ego Grinding" by Megatroid

Standard audio:

Here's the original 30-second ad:

Standard audio:

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